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OPINION · Centrist

While Real Threats Multiply, Our Politics Remains Hopelessly Addicted to Theater

Lawmakers and litigants indulge in theatrical melodrama while genuine geopolitical crises demand unglamorous competence.

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By Roland Ackerley · Centrist·Wednesday, November 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

There are mornings when reviewing the wire services feels less like an exercise in political journalism and more like cataloging the symptoms of a collective nervous breakdown. Consider the split-screen presented to anyone attempting to take governing seriously this week. In Britain, prosecutors allege an Iran-backed cell plotted attacks against an air base hosting American bombers. In Central Africa, health workers battle an Ebola outbreak that has crossed eleven thousand cases. In Ukraine, the meat-grinder war has metastasized to the point where Indonesian mercenaries are turning up in frontline trenches. These are grave, stubborn, real-world problems that require calm diplomacy, sustained institutional focus, and immense bureaucratic competence.

Instead, our political class has chosen to occupy itself with the civic equivalent of community theater. In Washington, the House of Representatives narrowly swatted away an effort to impeach the Defence Secretary, Pete Hegseth. The effort was dead on arrival, as everyone involved well knew, serving merely as a fundraising vehicle for one side and a loyalty litmus test for the other. Impeachment, once conceived by the framers as the gravest constitutional remedy of last resort, has been reduced to an angry press release with floor time. Nobody expects legislation to pass; nobody expects oversight hearings to yield actionable administrative reforms. The process itself has become the entire product.

To compound the absurdity, federal courts are now being asked to arbitrate whether a proposed triumphal arch championed by Donald Trump casts an unconstitutional shadow across the grave of John F. Kennedy. It is difficult to overstate how thoroughly this dispute encapsulates the modern American political condition. We have reduced statecraft to a battle of dueling family mausoleums and architectural vanity projects, litigated by blue-chip attorneys before overburdened judges. At a moment when structural alliances are fraying and basic deterrence is tested abroad, our elite political discourse remains fundamentally territorial, petty, and obsessed with personal brand management.

Across the Atlantic, matters are hardly more grounded. In Spain, millions take to the streets in the country's first general strike in over a decade, demanding answers to an acute housing shortage that mainstream parties of both the left and right have spent years ignoring in favor of cultural skirmishes. Meanwhile, British institutions find themselves dragged into a ten-billion-dollar American defamation lawsuit against the BBC, because litigious grievance is now an internationally traded commodity. Everywhere one looks, the core machinery of the state—responsible for housing citizens, securing airspace, and maintaining steady alliances—groans under the weight of decades of administrative neglect, while the occupants of high office perform for algorithms.

None of this is sustainable, yet no faction seems remotely interested in the boring work of de-escalation. The populist right treats public administration as a succession of culture-war skirmishes to be won by executive decree, regardless of statutory authority or basic decorum. The progressive left remains convinced that symbolic procedural maneuvers, like doomed impeachment resolutions and performative lawsuits, can substitute for winning broad legislative majorities. Both sides retreat to their respective media bunkers, congratulating themselves on their moral clarity while the fundamental machinery of governance rusts in plain sight.

The real danger is not that this theater is undignified, though it certainly is. The danger is the staggering opportunity cost. When defense officials must spend their weeks prepping for bad-faith hearings rather than hardening joint bases against foreign subversion, security suffers. When civil services are hollowed out by ideological purges or paralytic review boards, public health responses falter. The adversaries currently probing Western resolve in the Middle East and Eastern Europe are not distracted by monuments, cable news chyrons, or symbolic floor votes. They are executing strategies, however brutal, with patient focus.

One longs for a politics that values the quiet execution of constitutional duty over the relentless pursuit of camera time. True political maturity is procedural, tedious, and deliberate. It involves passing budgets on schedule, administering foreign policy through established channels, and treating serious public crises with the sobriety they warrant. Until our leaders rediscover the virtue of self-restraint and unglamorous administration, we will continue to inhabit a political landscape of high drama and low consequence, endlessly litigating the shadows while the actual foundations crumble beneath our feet.

— Roland Ackerley