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Thomas Massie’s Pointless Pentagon Theater Forgets Who Put Him in Office

A performative push to impeach Pete Hegseth shows how easily Washington trades duty for theatrics.

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By Daniel Greaves · Conservative·Monday, November 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

If you pull up a stool at the corner diner in Lima, Ohio, or sit down at the VFW hall in Anderson, Indiana, you will hear folks talking about plenty of things that keep them awake at night. They talk about the price of diesel, the factory down the road that cannot find skilled machinists, and whether their grandsons shipping off to basic training will be led by commanders who care more about winning wars than checking bureaucratic boxes. What you will not hear, not from a single soul with grease under their fingernails, is an urgent plea for House Republicans to start impeaching their own cabinet secretaries just to score points on social media.

Yet that is precisely the spectacle Representative Thomas Massie has decided to foist upon the country. The Kentucky congressman is pushing to force an impeachment vote on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, floating the curious theory that doing the Democrats’ dirty work for them will somehow save President Trump from future embarrassment. It is the sort of three-cushion bank shot that only sounds brilliant inside a Capitol Hill committee room after three cups of stale coffee. Everywhere else, it looks like plain old friendly fire.

Massie has long prided himself on being the ultimate contrarian, the lone man standing on principle while the rest of the world rushes headlong into folly. There is a time and place for that, surely. A healthy republic requires men who can say no to the herd. But Edmund Burke, who understood the precarious art of free government better than most, reminded us that prudence is the god of this lower world. Burke knew that naked theory, divorced from circumstance and basic common sense, inevitably turns politics into a destructive parlor game. When your pursuit of ideological purity leads you to take out your own side’s defense secretary before the man has even had a chance to rearrange the furniture in his office, you have lost the thread of governance entirely.

Pete Hegseth was tapped for the Pentagon because the American people are sick and tired of a calcified defense establishment that loses wars abroad while spending billions on social engineering at home. The coastal press corps and the Georgetown salon crowd broke out their smelling salts the minute his nomination was announced. Hegseth is an outsider, a combat veteran who speaks in plain English, and an unapologetic critic of the bloated contractor class that treats the Defense Department like an open-ended jobs program. Of course the establishment wants him gone. They want anyone gone who might actually demand an audit of the books or insist that military readiness take precedence over human resources seminars.

For a Republican to lead the charge against Hegseth under the guise of tactical maneuvering is worse than a distraction; it is an insult to the voters who delivered a mandate for real change. The logic behind Massie’s move—that Republicans should push the secretary out the door before the opposition party can mount its own campaign—is the kind of defensive crouch that has kept conservatism on its back foot for half a century. You do not win a fight by surrender in advance, and you certainly do not earn the trust of the working men and women who fill the military’s enlisted ranks by treating national defense like an episode of a televised reality show.

Those enlisted ranks, it is worth remembering, do not hail from the well-heeled suburbs of northern Virginia. They come from small towns across the heartland, from families with long traditions of service and sacrifice. They deserve a Pentagon leadership focused entirely on deterring foreign adversaries, fixing our depleted munitions stockpiles, and ensuring that our soldiers have the tools they need to come home alive. What they do not need is Congress turning the office of the Secretary of Defense into a revolving door to satisfy the personal grievances and procedural obsessions of a few backbenchers.

If Thomas Massie and his allies have legitimate, constitutional arguments against Hegseth’s conduct, they ought to make them in the open, with sober evidence and appropriate gravity. But this current effort carries the distinct stench of Beltway posturing, designed to generate cable news hits rather than sound policy. It is an unforced error of the highest order, handing a weapon to political opponents who would like nothing more than to see this administration bog down in internecine warfare before its reform agenda even gets off the ground.

The American people sent a clear message in November: they want an end to the drift, the incompetence, and the performative circus that has paralyzed Washington for far too long. They want leaders who act like grown adults entrusted with the stewardship of a great nation. Congressman Massie ought to set aside the parliamentary trickery, put his shoulder to the wheel, and let the defense secretary do the job he was hired to do. There is too much real work to be done to waste time on bad political theater.