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Government & Regulation · Libertarian

The Polish State Finally Finds an Enemy Worth Fighting: Its Own Courts

Nothing says the rule of law quite like dispatching armed police to resolve a bureaucratic squabble among magistrates.

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By Eleanor Voss · Libertarian·Sunday, November 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

There is something uniquely edifying about watching Leviathan try to bite its own tail, if only because it briefly distracts the beast from chewing on the rest of us. In Warsaw this week, the majestic spectacle of modern constitutional governance reached its natural, slapstick apex. Faced with a disagreement over who rightfully controls the nation’s top judicial machinery, the Polish government did what any self-respecting administrative apparatus does when polite memos fail: it dispatched armed police officers to stand guard outside the courthouse. Two senior justices found themselves suspended and facing criminal charges, while their colleagues and political masters squared off like rival turf bosses disputing the rights to a lucrative street corner.

We are taught from grade school to view the modern democratic state as a triumph of delicate engineering, a cathedral of checks and balances where reason presides and the law reigns supreme. In practice, the state is much more like that volatile uncle at Thanksgiving who, after three glasses of cheap rye, locks himself in the bathroom and begins screaming through the keyhole that he alone possesses the deed to the house. When politicians speak in hushed, reverent tones about defending institutional norms, what they usually mean is that their preferred faction currently holds the keycard to the server room. The moment another faction tries to change the locks, the grand illusion evaporates, leaving behind a dozen men in high-visibility vests deciding who gets to sit in the high-backed leather chairs.

The drama in Poland is merely the latest installment in a tedious, years-long soap opera. One political coalition spends its tenure packing the bench with loyalists, insisting it is purging the judiciary of corrupt relics. The rival coalition eventually wins an election, promptly declares the previous government’s appointments illegitimate, and sends in the constabulary to restore proper order. Both sides wrap themselves in the mantle of European constitutionalism; both claim to be defending the sacred rights of the citizenry. Yet the fundamental mechanics of the brawl are indistinguishable from two rival gangs arguing over the ownership of a stolen bicycle.

Friedrich Hayek warned us about this inevitable degradation in The Constitution of Liberty. Stripped of its pomp, the true rule of law is supposed to mean that government in all its actions is bound by rules fixed and announced beforehand. As Hayek observed, when the law ceases to be a framework of general, abstract rules and becomes instead an instrument of administrative will, it ceases to be law at all. What we are witnessing in Warsaw is not a battle over legal philosophy; it is a battle of pure executive decree. The moment the executive branch decides it can selectively criminalize and physically blockade the very magistrates tasked with restraining it, the concept of a constitutional check becomes an embarrassing punchline.

The most depressing aspect of this circus is that ordinary citizens are expected to cheer for one set of usurpers over the other. We are invited to debate the finer points of Polish parliamentary procedure, to weigh the European Union’s tut-tutting press releases, and to decide whether the suspended judges are heroes of freedom or agents of reaction. This entirely misses the point. The problem is not which particular faction of political appointees occupies the bench. The problem is the naive, persistent assumption that a centralized, coercive monopoly can ever truly serve as an impartial referee over its own powers.

When you invest an entity with the exclusive legal right to initiate violence, tax its subjects, and interpret the scope of its own authority, you should not be shocked when its internal branches eventually come to blows over the spoils. The state cannot genuinely check itself any more than a man can pick himself up by his own belt loops. Sooner or later, the judicial branch becomes just another regulatory trophy for the executive to seize, decorate with fresh flags, and use as a cudgel against the next political minority.

So let us watch Warsaw with the grim amusement it deserves. It is a clarifying display of raw statecraft, entirely free of the usual pious rhetoric about public service and civic virtue. The next time a bureaucrat or legal scholar attempts to explain why human society would collapse into lawless violence without the tender oversight of the central state, direct their attention to the courthouse steps in Poland. There you will find the state in its purest form: barricading its own doors, pointing guns at its own robes, and insisting that everyone else stay calm because order has been restored.