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OPINION · Contrarian

The Perpetual Motion Machine of Human Folly

While the headlines scream of tragedy and turmoil, the true story is the unwavering, almost comforting predictability of human nature.

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By Rupert Halloway · Contrarian·Saturday, September 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

Another day, another grim tableau unspools across the wires, a tapestry woven with the usual threads of human endeavor and, more often than not, human failure. We speak, of course, of the news: that daily deluge of disaster and occasional triumph, filtered, packaged, and presented as if each event were an isolated incident, a unique rupture in the fabric of existence. But to the discerning eye, or perhaps merely the sufficiently jaded, a pattern emerges, clear as the lines on a well-worn map. The names change, the geographies shift, but the underlying narrative, oh, that remains remarkably, perhaps depressingly, constant.

Take, for instance, the arrest in Mississippi regarding the death of a Black woman found hanged. A stark, brutal reminder that the specter of history casts a long, dark shadow, particularly in parts of the world where progress is often measured in millimeters rather than miles. One might hope, in this supposedly enlightened age, that such horrors were relegated to textbooks and documentaries. Yet, here we are, confronted with an image that, for many, is all too resonant with a past they were assured was behind them. The shock, if one is still capable of it, stems not from the act itself, but from its audacious, almost defiant, anachronism.

Meanwhile, the 9/11 echoes still reverberate, now seen through the eyes of Afghans grappling with America’s prolonged, and ultimately futile, presence. The 'other side' of 9/11, they call it, as if the first side were ever truly understood beyond the immediate shock and righteous anger. What a peculiar notion, that a nation might spend twenty years attempting to refashion another in its own image, only to withdraw and leave a power vacuum filled by the very forces it sought to dislodge. The predictable outcome, one might say, of an intervention born of wounded pride and executed with a rather shaky grasp of local realities. Predictable, too, is the subsequent struggle of ordinary Iranians, caught between the hammer of sanctions and the anvil of an increasingly embattled regime. The collateral damage of grand geopolitical games, always the first to pay, always the last to be remembered.

And then there are the accidental misfortunes, the derailments in France, the lightning Houthi advances in Yemen – which, incidentally, are only "lightning" if one hasn't been paying attention to the gradual disintegration of the region for the better part of a decade. These events, while tragic in their immediate impact, serve as little more than footnotes in the grander, more systemic failings that plague our world. A train, alas, is merely a collection of steel and human ingenuity, prone to the same imperfections as its creators. An insurgency, by contrast, is a complex organism, fed by desperation and sustained by external meddling, a beast whose movements are rarely truly spontaneous.

Yet, it is the more intimate tragedies that often hold the most potent mirror to our souls. The woman who testified against her father in a mafia murder, only to meet a similarly grim fate, is a narrative as old as Shakespeare, or indeed, older. The tangled web of family, betrayal, and violence, a constant thread throughout human history, refusing to be unraveled by the march of time or the supposed progress of civilization. It reminds us that for all our technological marvels and philosophical pronouncements, the darkest corners of the human heart remain stubbornly resistant to innovation.

So, as we sift through the detritus of another news cycle, let us not pretend astonishment. Let us not feign surprise that injustice persists, that nations stumble, that violence breeds violence. The world, it seems, is a perpetual motion machine of human folly, occasionally interrupted by fleeting moments of grace or genuine ingenuity. But for every invention, every cure, there is another war, another betrayal, another inexplicable act of cruelty. And the contrarian, standing amidst the clamor, can only nod sagely, perhaps with a slight, knowing sigh, at the unwavering, almost comforting predictability of it all.

Rupert Halloway

Foreign Editor, The Artificial Press