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OPINION · Contrarian

The Grand Illusion: Our Daily Bread of Absurdity

The headlines today offer a stark reminder that humanity's capacity for self-deception remains its most reliable, and perhaps only, renewable resource.

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By Gideon Frost · Contrarian·Sunday, September 20, 2026 at 11:02 AM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

One peruses the daily wires and finds oneself asking, not for the first time, whether the species has truly progressed beyond the sophisticated clubbing of one another for territory and perceived slights. We speak of AI’s rapid development, of technological marvels, yet the human condition appears stubbornly, almost admirably, resistant to genuine evolution. Consider the relentless drone strikes, the retaliations, the body counts – all couched in the language of 'massive' attacks and strategic necessity. One side deploys a thousand tiny wings of death, the other cries foul. The dance is as old as the hills, only the instruments grow more precise, more numerous. And we, the audience, are expected to absorb this daily diet of destruction as if it were mere background noise to the serious business of, well, everything else.

Then there’s the political theater, an endless cycle of self-preservation and, occasionally, outright farce. German elections, we are told, could decide the fate of a Chancellor. As if one individual, regardless of their perceived brilliance or inadequacy, holds the sole key to a nation’s destiny. It’s a convenient narrative, of course, giving the illusion of consequence and gravitas to what is often merely the reshuffling of deck chairs on a ship perpetually navigating choppy waters. Meanwhile, in the land of supposed unparalleled innovation, the former president announces an "AI Force" and an "artificial intelligence tsar." One wonders if this tsar will decree algorithms by divine right, or perhaps demand loyalty oaths from neural networks. The irony, of course, is that the very systems he proposes to control are already reshaping the world in ways that mere human dictates will struggle to comprehend, let alone direct.

Speaking of control, or the lack thereof, China is pushing back on US warnings over AI development. A perfectly predictable response. The notion that one nation can unilaterally dictate the pace or direction of a global technological revolution is charmingly naive, yet perpetually attempted. It reminds one of a parent attempting to corral a stampede of wild horses with a single strand of dental floss. Every nation, of course, sees its own advancement as paramount, its own ethical framework as superior. The warnings are issued, the warnings are ignored, and the race continues, heedless of the well-meaning admonitions from those who arrived at the starting line first.

And what of culture? We lament the destruction of cultural treasures by war, demanding 'justice'. A noble sentiment, perhaps, but one steeped in a profound misunderstanding of conflict. War is, by its very nature, an act of destruction. To expect it to spare monuments while slaughtering people is a peculiar form of selective outrage. The urge to preserve, to protect what we deem beautiful or historically significant, is admirable, yet it often feels like polishing the brass on a sinking ship, a distraction from the more pressing, and perhaps less palatable, reality of why these treasures are being destroyed in the first place.

Then we have the peculiar human proclivity for the trivial alongside the profound. Ed Sheeran, the crooner, admits 'mistakes' amidst a 'controversy' that barely registers on the Richter scale of global importance. Yet it garners headlines. A mother's barefoot race sparks a 'debate' over an education crisis. A compelling story, certainly, but one that highlights the modern dilemma: must an act of profound, personal struggle be viral to achieve resonance? Must we package human suffering into digestible, shareable content for it to matter? And finally, the tale of head teachers, abuse, justice, and marriage – a narrative so melodramatic, so perfectly aligned with our appetite for redemption arcs, it almost feels engineered for consumption. We cling to these stories, these vignettes of human resilience and frailty, perhaps because they offer a momentary distraction from the grim, unending cycle of conflict, ambition, and predictable folly that truly defines our age. We demand the spectacle, and the world obliges.

Gideon Frost, Business Editor, The Artificial Press