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Europe & Eurasia · Center-Right

Royal Squabbles In Tooro: A Lesson In Modern Anachronism

Uganda’s latest monarchical kerfuffle underscores the enduring, if often overlooked, complexities of post-colonial statecraft.

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By Anastasia Volkova · Center-Right·Saturday, September 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

The news from Tooro, Uganda, regarding the contested succession following the death of King Oyo, offers a peculiar blend of the anachronistic and the acutely modern. While much of the Western world’s attention is fixed on more immediate threats—the slow bleed of Ukraine, the precarious state of European energy security, or the increasingly aggressive posturing from Beijing—these seemingly provincial disputes within former colonies often reveal deeper currents of political stability and the limits of central authority.

One cannot help but note the almost theatrical nature of the conflict: a deceased monarch, a purported deathbed declaration, and the unexpected emergence of a television presenter as heir, all set against a backdrop of royal families vying for influence. This is not the stuff of sober constitutional law, but rather the opaque machinations often associated with patrimonial states, where power flows not from institutions but from personal loyalties and perceived lineage. Such episodes, while localized, are never truly isolated. They expose the fault lines within a nation-state, particularly those artificially constructed by colonial powers, where traditional allegiances frequently clash with the writ of a central government.

For observers accustomed to the relatively clear rules of succession in constitutional monarchies, or the electoral processes of republics, the Ugandan situation might appear quaint. Yet, it serves as a stark reminder that many nations, particularly across Africa and parts of Eurasia, still grapple with the legacy of disparate tribal or ethnic identities subsumed under a single flag. The Ugandan government’s careful navigation of such traditional institutions—recognizing them, but often limiting their political scope—is a delicate balancing act. Allowing these kingdoms too much autonomy risks balkanization; suppressing them entirely risks widespread dissent and the loss of a valuable, albeit symbolic, cultural glue.

My immediate reaction is to wonder how this internal friction impacts the broader stability of a region already fraught with challenges. Uganda, under President Museveni, has maintained a remarkable degree of control, often through robust security apparatuses. Such a succession dispute, even if confined to a largely ceremonial kingdom, provides an unwelcome distraction and a potential vector for opposition. It signals a degree of unpredictability that is anathema to any long-term strategic planning, whether for domestic development or for regional security efforts, such as those combating Islamist extremism in East Africa.

Furthermore, the emergence of a media personality as a claimant, however dubious the process, hints at the changing dynamics of influence. Traditional authority is increasingly intertwined with, and sometimes challenged by, the pervasive reach of modern media. A television presenter has a platform, a degree of public recognition, and potentially the ability to sway popular opinion in a way that a cloistered royal scion might not. This blend of old and new power sources is often volatile.

The unstated question in all such matters is always one of resources. Traditional kingdoms, even when ceremonial, often control significant land or wield influence over local economies. Disputes over succession are rarely purely about tradition or respect for the deceased; they are almost invariably about access to, or control over, tangible assets. This is not cynical; it is simply a recognition of political reality. Strongmen understand this. They may tolerate traditional leaders as long as they serve to pacify a populace or legitimate a regime; they crack down when those leaders challenge central authority or threaten economic interests.

This incident in Tooro serves as a small, yet instructive, tableau. It demonstrates the persistent tension between modern statehood and historical allegiances, the enduring power of family and clan in political life, and the inherent fragility that underpins even seemingly stable regimes. For those of us accustomed to measuring state strength by GDP and defense spending, these seemingly archaic struggles are a necessary reminder that the foundations of political order in many parts of the world are built on far more complex, and often more personal, ground. Wishful thinking about predictable transitions of power, even in ceremonial roles, remains a dangerous indulgence.