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Government & Regulation · Libertarian

Israel’s Eternal Election Loop Proves the Leviathan Cannot Even Govern Itself

Faced with yet another electoral deadlock, the political class prepares to subject citizens to the only industry it truly excels at: holding elections.

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By Eleanor Voss · Libertarian·Wednesday, October 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

There is a particular brand of dark comedy reserved for modern parliamentary democracy, and the latest dispatch from Jerusalem delivers it in spades. With eighty-five percent of the ballots tabulated, the results have arrived at that most familiar and exhausting of destinations: an absolute, mathematically airtight impasse. The pundits have promptly produced their usual glossy flowcharts outlining the theoretical paths out of the swamp—a wobbly coalition here, a desperate defection there, or, most likely of all, packing the electorate back into the gymnasium booths for another multi-million-shekel exercise in collective indecision. The state, having demanded absolute authority over everything from trade tariffs to weekend bus schedules, cannot even manage to pick its own board of directors.

Watching this unfold is like observing an embarrassing uncle at a family gathering. He is loud, wildly self-important, and constantly offering to manage everyone else’s personal finances despite having run three lawnmower repair businesses into bankruptcy. When he inevitably knocks over the punch bowl and gets his tie stuck in the paper shredder, his solution is never to sit down quietly in the corner; his solution is to demand a louder microphone and an immediate referendum on what everyone should call him. The political class behaves no differently. When its grand mechanisms stall out, it never pauses to ask whether the machinery itself is bloated beyond reason. It simply blames the voters for failing to operate the levers properly.

As Friedrich Hayek observed in The Road to Serfdom, the inevitable consequence of expanding the state’s ambitions is the total paralysis of democratic institutions. When a government limits itself to protecting basic rights and maintaining a predictable framework of law, broad consensus is relatively easy to come by. But when the state insists on directing the economic, social, and moral life of a diverse population, agreement becomes mathematically impossible. Every minor legislative squabble becomes an existential battle over who gets to wield the truncheon of public policy. The deadlock we witness today is not an anomaly; it is the natural, inevitable resting state of the interventionist apparatus when it collides with a public that dares to have differing opinions.

Consider the four theoretical scenarios the analysts so earnestly debate to break this paralysis. Every single one of them involves a frantic bazaar of backroom horse-trading, in which tiny, radical fringe factions are bribed with newly invented ministerial portfolios, discretionary slush funds, and bespoke regulatory carve-outs. To manufacture a synthetic majority, the state must expand itself still further, creating deputy ministerships of trivialities just so some backbencher can have a driver and a security detail. It is a system that solves the problem of government failure by manufacturing more government, paying for the privilege with the productive output of taxpayers who simply wanted to be left alone.

The supreme irony, of course, is that while the politicians sit in their television studios agonizing over the lack of a ruling coalition, ordinary life manages to continue without their permission. In Tel Aviv and Haifa, merchants open their shops, software engineers write code, logistics companies ship freight, and neighbors negotiate their differences through voluntary interaction rather than statutory decrees. The sun rises, prices adjust, contracts are honored, and human civilization stubbornly persists despite the catastrophic vacancy of the prime ministerial desk. It is an enduring embarrassment to the ruling class that the market order functions best precisely when the lawmakers are too preoccupied with their own survival to pass any new restrictions on it.

Yet the official reflex is always to panic over the vacuum. If the coalition talks collapse into the dustbin, as they so frequently do, the public will be scolded for delivering the wrong mathematical distribution of opinions. Citizens will be told that stability is just one more election cycle away, provided they surrender another afternoon of their lives to cast a ballot and foot the bill for another round of billboards, campaign buses, and bureaucratic overtime.

Perhaps the Israelis should consider greeting the prospect of another deadlock not with despair, but with a sigh of profound relief. A paralyzed government is a uniquely benign government. It cannot pass sweeping regulatory burdens, it cannot invent new licensing schemes to strangle small businesses, and it cannot easily confiscate another slice of private wealth to finance its vanity projects. An endless election loop may be an administrative embarrassment, but until the political class is stripped of its power to micro-manage civic life, an unresolved impasse might just be the safest outcome the productive public could possibly hope for.