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French Priorities are Upside Down

The Tour de France gets cut short, but we’re told this is progress.

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By Daniel Greaves · Conservative·Sunday, July 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

Well, folks, it seems the world keeps spinning, just not always in the direction we’d prefer. Word out of France is that Tadej Pogačar – and good on him, I suppose – has clinched his fifth Tour de France. A remarkable feat of human endurance, no doubt. But the real headline, the one that ought to make you scratch your head and wonder, is why the final stage was cut short. Not because of a rider strike, or a sudden blizzard, but because the French authorities apparently had to pull security and police to deal with wildfires in the southwest. Wildfires.

Now, before anyone starts accusing me of being anti-environment or some such nonsense, let’s get a few things straight. Wildfires are serious business. They destroy property, threaten lives, and nobody in their right mind wants to see that. But when a country – a developed, modern Western country, mind you – can’t manage to secure a world-renowned sporting event like the Tour de France without cannibalizing resources from essential services like fire suppression, well, that tells you something. It tells you the priorities are, to put it mildly, a bit jumbled.

Think about it. The Tour de France isn’t some backyard bike race. It’s a national institution, a global spectacle. It brings in tourists, generates revenue, and for generations, it’s been a source of national pride. But in 2026, it seems that pride takes a backseat to what looks like a fundamental inability to juggle multiple crises. What does that say about the state of governance over there? Are we to believe that the French state apparatus is so stretched, so threadbare, that a few fires are enough to derail one of its most emblematic annual events?

And what’s the message being sent here? That in the face of what are, sadly, increasingly common natural events, we just have to start packing up our traditions and cancelling our public life? It feels like another step down that slippery slope toward a world where every minor inconvenience is treated as an existential threat, demanding an immediate, wholesale disruption of everything we hold dear. Where do we draw the line? Are we going to cancel Christmas if there’s a cold snap?

It reminds me of that old saying about societies that are so focused on preventing every conceivable risk that they forget how to live. Edmund Burke, a man who understood a thing or two about tradition and stability, would have, I imagine, looked upon this with a certain melancholy. The delicate balance of a functioning society, where institutions are respected and order is maintained, isn't built on a foundation of constant panic and reactive dismantling.

The coastal elites, of course, will likely spin this as a triumph of "responsive governance" or "adaptive decision-making." They’ll tell us it’s a necessary sacrifice for the greater good, a sign of our enlightened awareness. But for those of us who live a little closer to the ground, who value stability and common sense, it looks like something else entirely. It looks like a nation that’s struggling to prioritize, struggling to manage, and in doing so, is letting go of the very things that give it character and cohesion.

A shortened Tour de France isn't just about a few less kilometers for the cyclists. It’s a symbol, a small crack in the edifice of a society that appears to be losing its way, one panicked decision at a time. And if this is how they handle a bike race and some wildfires, one has to wonder what else is, or isn't, getting handled over there.