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Europe & Eurasia · Center-Right

African Monarchy: A Distraction, Not a Solution

The recent succession in Uganda's Tooro Kingdom underscores the persistent, and often problematic, role of traditional structures in modern African states.

A woman crowns a young girl with a tiara
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By Anastasia Volkova · Center-Right·Saturday, September 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM·Edited by Vivienne Marchand

The funeral rites for King Oyo Nyimba Kabamba Iguru Rukidi IV of Uganda's Tooro Kingdom concluded recently, marking the formal transfer of power to his appointed successor, Edward Rukidi Kijanangoma. The spectacle of royal guards, coffee berries, and ancestral tombs, as reported, offers a quaint glimpse into a past era. Yet, beneath the ceremonial grandeur lies a more unsettling reality: the continued, and often detrimental, influence of traditional monarchies in nations ostensibly striving for modern governance and economic stability.

One must disabuse themselves of any romantic notions concerning these institutions. While they are frequently presented as symbols of cultural heritage and continuity, their practical function in the 21st century often diverges sharply from such idealized portrayals. In many African states, these 'kings' and 'chiefs' operate within a delicate, often transactional, relationship with central governments. They are granted a degree of ceremonial authority and access to resources, often in exchange for mobilizing local support or quelling dissent. This dynamic rarely strengthens democratic institutions; more frequently, it serves to entrench patronage networks and obscure accountability.

The Tooro Kingdom, like others within Uganda, exists within a state where President Yoweri Museveni has governed for nearly four decades. His regime, a masterclass in political longevity, has skillfully co-opted or neutralized various power centers, including traditional leaders. The formal restoration of monarchies in Uganda in the early 1990s was not an altruistic gesture towards cultural preservation. It was a calculated political maneuver, designed to decentralize potential opposition and create additional layers of loyalty and control that circumvented nascent democratic processes.

Indeed, the succession battle preceding Kijanangoma's ascension, though now purportedly resolved, is illustrative. Such disputes often devolve into public feuds, sometimes with violent undertones, diverting resources and attention from genuine development challenges. These squabbles underscore the inherent fragility and occasional irrelevance of these unelected, hereditary structures in resolving contemporary issues like poverty, infrastructure deficits, or endemic corruption. The emphasis remains on lineage and ritual, not on merit or effective administration.

For Europe and the broader international community, engaging with such dualistic governance structures requires a clear-eyed approach. Funding "cultural heritage" projects that empower these monarchs, or bestowing legitimacy through diplomatic engagement, must be carefully considered. It risks inadvertently propping up systems that can impede genuine reform or, worse, reinforce the very strongman politics that stifle progress. Aid and investment should prioritize institutions that are transparent, accountable, and universally accessible, not those based on ancestral claim.

While some argue these monarchies represent a bulwark against foreign cultural encroachment, or a source of stability, the evidence often points to the contrary. Their historical significance is undeniable, but their contemporary utility as genuine drivers of national progress is highly questionable. They are frequently a drain on state resources, or a convenient tool for central governments seeking to maintain a fragile equilibrium without addressing underlying structural issues.

The Tooro succession, therefore, is not merely a local Ugandan affair. It is a microcosm of a broader phenomenon across parts of Africa, where traditional power structures persist in an uneasy alliance with modern statecraft. For those who value good governance, rule of law, and democratic accountability, such arrangements warrant scrutiny, not uncritical acceptance. The focus should remain on building robust, inclusive state institutions that serve all citizens, rather than perpetuating the ceremonial theatre of inherited authority.